episode where jack goes back in time to some point in like. maybe s7. he meets dean and is like i’m your son from the future and dean is like wait wait. then who’s your mom? and jack just looks at him and squints and does the head tilt and dean’s like. son of a bitch.

So at a party it is socially acceptable to just silently join a circle of people talking and contribute to the conversation when you feel like it as if you already know everyone in the circle, btw.

If you want to know people’s names at some point saying “Sorry, did I catch your name?” or “Sorry, what was your name again?” like you’ve briefly been introduced before is a good move.

Conversation openers for starting a conversation with a random person next to you:

  • What’s the punch taste like?
  • What are you drinking?
  • How do you know the host?
  • Hey, nice shoes!
  • Did you bring this drink/food/decoration/etc.?
  • Hey, what’s your costume?
  • Are you from (place where a lot of people at the party work or are from)?
  • Hi! Did you come with (mutual friend)?

Fr? On god? Just like that?

Yeah, just act like you’ve been there the whole time.

ok I'm curious so put in the tags what country you are from and whether or not you own/use a rice cooker

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Use your words instead of slamming the love of your life into a wall challenge. (failed x3)

it is suuuuper concerning how many people on the left really don't care about journalistic accuracy or data literacy or strawman arguments or cherry-picking to form narratives or whatever as long as the end result is something they agree with, delivered by someone who performs righteousness in the correct way

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I vaguely remember someone doing this but I can’t find it so enjoy some bad content?

thank u to whoever discovered my seinfeld fanart on my portfolio blog. probably gonna draw more

I remember people in high school burning through 3 cell phones a year, so I'm curious: How many mobile phones have you had in your lifetime?

1-3

4-6

7-9

10+

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

i’ve been a bisexual dean truther for longer than i’ve been a bisexual, fought in the trenches in 2012 and all, but i gotta say. gay dean truthers. i get it now.

on the road, dean doesn’t seem to like women so much as he wants to playact the ideal macho unattached drifter lifestyle i.e. “i love this job, i get to have fun killing things which totally never bothers me and fuck a new hot girl every week.” but we already know by season 2 that this isn’t true and he actually hates this job. and in his fantasies, he doesn’t seem to like women so much as he wants his mom back and wants to live the stereotypical suburban dream and a woman is a part of that. if he were actually into women, i think he would have been more into jo, but he like immediately sister zones her, which is funny because she was definitely introduced just to be his love interest, but it’s like when dean is actually honest and real with women, he is not into them. it’s only when he’s playing pretend which is like 99% of the time.

i hate hate hate that the “NINEteenth century” is talking about the EIGHTEEN hundreds. i know why this happens mathematically and stuff. but isn’t it just so fucked up? doesn’t it feel so wrong? dont you have to fight with your brain to reconcile the difference? is this not a sign of humanity’s eternal despair?

It’s funny that in my last job where my time didn’t matter because I had nothing to do and I was like five to ten minutes late every day my boss gave me a big talking to for being chronically late, saying it was being noticed, and that she knows I’ve very little to do but this job is to help prepare you for a real job and that matters there. And now I’m in a real and full time job where we don’t have to clock in and out nobody is asking where you are or if you’re at your desk and people arrive in the morning any time between eight and ten.

Someone is playing something on their phone so loudly that I can still hear it with my hearing aids turned off. Just want to scream shut the fuck up.

How many posts do you have in your drafts?

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5-10

10-20

20+

Tell me specifics in the tags if you wish!

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